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2. Ask yourself "Do I deserve this life?"
3. If you answer no, read on. If yes, read on.
Either way you look at it if you don't work, you don't deserve anything you fat lazy bearded scum!!! If all you do is sit around eating, talking on the phone, screwing around online, showing your tits on webcams, and/or spend money that you don't earn then you can very much kiss the bottom of my balls.
While you sit around complaining that your husband or boyfriend does nothing around the house when he's too busy working his ass off so he can house your increasingly fatter, puppy poppin ass, go get a fuggin job.
I'd like to open up a fat camp just for moo bitches. More like a Fat Farm so I can rustle you lazy moo bitches up twice a day for a creamy, steamy hot facial. Moo bitch boxing should be an Olympic sport or at least a weekly pay-per-view event. Forget UFC, Moo bitch boxing is the hot new ticket!
I'm sick of you moo bitches complaining all the time. It's always the same shitz "moo, moo, moo" "my husband don't respect me" "moo, moo, moo" "my husband yelled at me" "moo, moo, moo" "divorce him girl and make him pay child support and alimony." SICK OF IT. If I hear another moo bitch complaining "moo, moo, moo" ďmy husband is a minute manĒ Iím gonna tell her itís because he canít wait to get off your rolling mountains of fat or he canít breathe due of the density of your overwhelming moo mass. Dildos are relatively cheap and the governement should readily provide them for both fat and skinny moo bitches who can't help but complain...except you should have to share with another moo bitch for companionship. MOO
If you consider yourself a MILF or a Cougar, GOOD FOR YOU YOU FUGGIN MOO! What you suppress is that youíve got more miles than Michelins on a tractor-trailer but guys just wanting to get laid will lay just about anything SO YOUíRE NOTHING SPECIAL. Catching a couple of hot sticky slingers a few times a week is all youíre good for!!! Try cum-swapping with one your better looking First Wives Club members.
You can all wallow in the confidence of knowing, that 100% of straight guys would probably like to see your tits on occasion if youíre not some greatly obese wildebeest. Put that in your self-esteem moo bank.
Before any of you moos open your filthy cum traps to say "moo, moo, moo" "you are so bitter" know this; I am not bitter, I'm divorced and MUCH better off and I'm happy because I went to divorce school and graduated with an A for A-L-P-H-A bitches. I only pay child support, which I know is my obligation and I can fulfill without some cunt of a judge telling me to do so.
MOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BITCHES
- You know what...I dig this moo thing! Blah blah blah and yadda yadda yadda are played out but moo moo moo...that's--that's workin for me and if you really hate a/multiple/all bitch(es) it'll do wonders for you too!
It really helps to keep me calm. Try moaning it whilst getting a knob job! Then try not to laugh!!!
I am a staunch opponent of the Womens MOOOOOOVEMENT! ROUND EM' UP and let's get a Men's MOOOOVEMENT started!!!
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