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Being Single Sucks and So Do Men
Wanna know what blows? Being single.More specifically, being a 32 (almost 33) year old divorcee (typing that word makes me want to vomit only slightly less than when I say it), single mom with NO prospects sucks.
As I lay here alone, aside from Peter and Phoebe (the beginnings of my soon to be cat lady collection), now is a good time to remember all of the GOOD things about being single.
In no specific order:
1. I can actually get some decent sleep at night. My ex used to snore so loudly that almost nightly I thought about killing him in his sleep. I'm not even kidding. I used to fantasize about smothering him with his pillow. Yes, it might be a little dramatic, but sleep deprivation at 2 a.m. does crazy things to a woman. Now I want to kill him all of the time ;)
2. No more pubic and/or copious amounts of body hair in the shower.
3. I get Tuesday & Thursday evenings and every other weekend off¯.
4. I can eat cereal for dinner and don't hear the bitching that went a little something like this, "If it's not meat, it's not dinner"¯.
5. I no longer have to scrub the remnants from his explosive ass off of the inside of the toilet bowl (too much information?).
Ah, fuck this list. Who am I kidding, being single sucks.
Posted 38 minutes ago
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Comments
- Sounds like a typical woman. She can't decide what she wants.
Posted 2 weeks ago - Being single is far better then being with a total jackass anyday!! You have 1 less person to wait on and clean up after.
Posted 1 week ago - SOUNDS LIKE YOU DESERVE TO BE SINGLE YOU FILTHY WHORE!
Posted 2 days ago - At least he doesn't have to put up with your bitchin' anymore. If you suck a dick as much as you talk, you may not "lay" alone, ass wipe.
Posted 1 day ago - Wanna know what blows?
ANSWER TO THAT: NOT YOU YOU FUCKIN' WHORE!!!! JUST DO IT !!!!!!!!!!
Posted 1 day ago
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